Post by bookerman on Mar 8, 2018 16:05:00 GMT
(Source: thelariat.net)
It has been widely reported over the last few hours that a situation occured in South London last night resulting in two UKWF roster members being arrested.
A confidential source was able to send a full comprehensive report of the situation to us, and after confirming through outside sources our editors have decided to publish the account directly, as told to us.
"This is what happened at the pub last night. The people present were Gav the Chav, Ariel Shadows, Molly Cyrus, Graham Clauson, and for some reason Bimmy Mays was there. He was talking to Ariel, Molly, and Graham at one point. Nobody could hear what they were discussing, but the conversation appeared to go well. Odds are it involved their involvement in the LFL, as Bimmy has been focusing all of his efforts there rather than in wrestling. Bimmy also met with a couple other people. Some other people were there too, but they left before anything happened."
"It was pretty late in the night. Nobody was really drunk, but the party was winding down. Gav walks over, he and Molly exchange words. Ariel looks over, and says something to Molly. Molly said something back, nobody could tell what it was, but Ariel jumped out of her seat. She was ready to fight. Molly just looks at her, and smirks. Everyone in the pub heard her say "then just f***** do it, I'm sick of hearing you bitch about it." And Ariel definitely did it."
"Ariel just yanked Molly out of her seat and started beating the brakes off her. Gav wanted to break it up bit Graham stopped him. Graham told everyone to let them sort it out. It looked like Ariel was going to kill Molly. At one point she had her bent backwards over a table, chopping her in the throat. People started rushing in, someone went and got Kat (Katherine Kensington, current UKWF CEO) and Bimmy showed back up too. Then a bunch of constables swarmed the place, and it took three or four of them whacking Ariel with their sticks to get her off Molly. Molly was f***ed up bad. Ariel even took a shot at Graham, and Graham had to be held back. Finally, Ariel was tossed out and taken in for numerous charges. Meanwhile, Graham got to stay out of jail since he never took a swing at anybody but Molly, fucked up as she was, happened to have a bunch of weed and a bottle of pills on her that didn't have a label, so after she gets out of the hospital in the morning she's going straight to jail. She'll probably be able to post bond and be out until her court hearing, as long as she doesn't leave London. Ariel, on the other hand, might be in jail for a few days. And when she gets out, they might kick her out of the UK altogether."
"Katherine was extremely upset, but Graham was able to calm her down. She was ready to fire both of them. Gav slipped off before anyone could question him. Everyone else got the hell out of there too. It was insane. I've heard stories about Ariel knowing some nasty martial arts shit, but I've never seen someone just snap like that. I felt sorry for Molly. And the worst part is, Molly just took it. She didn't even attempt to fight back. She just laughed. Molly literally laughed in Ariel's face while she was beating her to death."
Both women's status for March Madness is unclear, but neither were scheduled to appear. Graham Clauson is unaffected, and will still be set to face The Harlequin. Details on Molly and Ariel's charges are still not available, nor is Molly's condition.
It has been widely reported over the last few hours that a situation occured in South London last night resulting in two UKWF roster members being arrested.
A confidential source was able to send a full comprehensive report of the situation to us, and after confirming through outside sources our editors have decided to publish the account directly, as told to us.
"This is what happened at the pub last night. The people present were Gav the Chav, Ariel Shadows, Molly Cyrus, Graham Clauson, and for some reason Bimmy Mays was there. He was talking to Ariel, Molly, and Graham at one point. Nobody could hear what they were discussing, but the conversation appeared to go well. Odds are it involved their involvement in the LFL, as Bimmy has been focusing all of his efforts there rather than in wrestling. Bimmy also met with a couple other people. Some other people were there too, but they left before anything happened."
"It was pretty late in the night. Nobody was really drunk, but the party was winding down. Gav walks over, he and Molly exchange words. Ariel looks over, and says something to Molly. Molly said something back, nobody could tell what it was, but Ariel jumped out of her seat. She was ready to fight. Molly just looks at her, and smirks. Everyone in the pub heard her say "then just f***** do it, I'm sick of hearing you bitch about it." And Ariel definitely did it."
"Ariel just yanked Molly out of her seat and started beating the brakes off her. Gav wanted to break it up bit Graham stopped him. Graham told everyone to let them sort it out. It looked like Ariel was going to kill Molly. At one point she had her bent backwards over a table, chopping her in the throat. People started rushing in, someone went and got Kat (Katherine Kensington, current UKWF CEO) and Bimmy showed back up too. Then a bunch of constables swarmed the place, and it took three or four of them whacking Ariel with their sticks to get her off Molly. Molly was f***ed up bad. Ariel even took a shot at Graham, and Graham had to be held back. Finally, Ariel was tossed out and taken in for numerous charges. Meanwhile, Graham got to stay out of jail since he never took a swing at anybody but Molly, fucked up as she was, happened to have a bunch of weed and a bottle of pills on her that didn't have a label, so after she gets out of the hospital in the morning she's going straight to jail. She'll probably be able to post bond and be out until her court hearing, as long as she doesn't leave London. Ariel, on the other hand, might be in jail for a few days. And when she gets out, they might kick her out of the UK altogether."
"Katherine was extremely upset, but Graham was able to calm her down. She was ready to fire both of them. Gav slipped off before anyone could question him. Everyone else got the hell out of there too. It was insane. I've heard stories about Ariel knowing some nasty martial arts shit, but I've never seen someone just snap like that. I felt sorry for Molly. And the worst part is, Molly just took it. She didn't even attempt to fight back. She just laughed. Molly literally laughed in Ariel's face while she was beating her to death."
Both women's status for March Madness is unclear, but neither were scheduled to appear. Graham Clauson is unaffected, and will still be set to face The Harlequin. Details on Molly and Ariel's charges are still not available, nor is Molly's condition.
