Post by Kelly Garrett on Feb 25, 2018 10:04:25 GMT
The scene opens inside a boardroom Kelly is sitting across from the table from executives form Semenko International discussing an expansion off Garrett Fitness into England.
Dan Semenko: So Ms. Garrett your proposal seems very well put together, and we are ready to sign a deal, so where is your business partner.
Kelly: I don’t know she should have been here by now.
A woman with a Russian accent begins to speak.
Anna Kozlov Semenko: My husband and I are very busy people, we run a worldwide conglomerate, and our time is very valuable.
Kelly: I’ll call Alison again.
Inside the office of Alison Beck, Alison and some guy are making out on her desk, her phone rings, Alison promptly hangs up and continues making out with the guy.
Guy: Maybe that was a important call.
Alison: Shut up and take your clothes off.
Back inside the boardroom, Kelly hangs up her phone.
Kelly: I guess Alison is away from her phone.
Dan: Ms, Garrett, while we want to do business with you, but it seems you have problems coordinating with Ms. Beck, so it's probably best that we conclude these negotiations until a later date.
Dan and Anna stand up and shake Kelly’s hand and she makes her way out of the boardroom, after exiting Semenko International headquarters she makes her way to Alison’s London office, she enters the building and power walks to Alison’s office and opens the door.
Kelly: Wonderful, I’m sitting in a boardroom for the last four hours and you're here humping your client.
Busted, Alison and the guy get dressed and the guy leaves.
Kelly: You're a great lawyer, but your ethics fucking suck, I don’t think would take to kindly to finding out you and whatever his name is are humping each other brains out.
Alison: So what were you saying.
Kelly: The Semenko Inc people want to do business, but now I think there reconsidering because I didn’t have my business partner there to explain all the legal and numbers stuff.
Alison: I’m sorry, really I am.
Kelly: Oh you looked really sorry when I walked in here, and why the fuck didn’t you just lock the fucking door.
Alison: So schedule another meeting.
Kelly: I suppose I can do that, are you actually gonna show up if I do or are you going to be putting yourself closer to disbarment.
Alison: Schedule another meeting and I’ll be there.
Kelly: Okay, wanna get some lunch.
Alison; Nah I have some paperwork to catch up on.
Kelly; Alright, I’ll see you later.
Kelly exits the office.
Kelly: Sometimes I wonder about her.
Later we find Kelly in a place where she is considerably more comfortable than a boardroom, a large gym, she is sitting on a bench doing arm curls as Lewis stands in the distance, admiring his girlfriends form she places the dumbells on the floor and takes a drink of water.
Kelly; I’m sure you’ve all watched boxing or MMA or any type of events where they show a tale of the tape, I figured I would do a tale of the tape for my upcoming title match against Josh Goldstein, more commonly known as “The Jew Blazer” the current UKWF Broadcast champion
Jew Blazer 6’ 1 150 lbs, Kelly Garrett 5’ 2 120 lbs, now on paper you would think Josh would have the advantage over me, eleven inch height advantage, but surprisingly only outweighs me by 30 pounds, so I’m not at the disadvantage I usually am, I doubt Josh can outmuscle me, he really doesn’t look that strong to me, to be honest.
Kelly take some time to flex and show off her impressive physique.
Kelly: while I wasn't someone who wasted my time reading comic books I was somewhat fascinated with the whole superhero thing, you had a man that could fly, and man who could climb walls and shot webs out of his wrists, and man you dressed as a bat and an amazon woman of wonder, but they only exist in comic books, movies or T.V, at aftershock I’m facing a real life superhero, or a least he thinks he is one, well Josh your kryptonite is 5 feet two inches of rage and fury, the riddler to your batman, I’ll take pride in playing the super villain at aftershock, and shocking the world when I defeat the hero, and become broadcast champion.
Kelly packs her things into her bag and she and Lewis exit the gym.
Dan Semenko: So Ms. Garrett your proposal seems very well put together, and we are ready to sign a deal, so where is your business partner.
Kelly: I don’t know she should have been here by now.
A woman with a Russian accent begins to speak.
Anna Kozlov Semenko: My husband and I are very busy people, we run a worldwide conglomerate, and our time is very valuable.
Kelly: I’ll call Alison again.
Inside the office of Alison Beck, Alison and some guy are making out on her desk, her phone rings, Alison promptly hangs up and continues making out with the guy.
Guy: Maybe that was a important call.
Alison: Shut up and take your clothes off.
Back inside the boardroom, Kelly hangs up her phone.
Kelly: I guess Alison is away from her phone.
Dan: Ms, Garrett, while we want to do business with you, but it seems you have problems coordinating with Ms. Beck, so it's probably best that we conclude these negotiations until a later date.
Dan and Anna stand up and shake Kelly’s hand and she makes her way out of the boardroom, after exiting Semenko International headquarters she makes her way to Alison’s London office, she enters the building and power walks to Alison’s office and opens the door.
Kelly: Wonderful, I’m sitting in a boardroom for the last four hours and you're here humping your client.
Busted, Alison and the guy get dressed and the guy leaves.
Kelly: You're a great lawyer, but your ethics fucking suck, I don’t think would take to kindly to finding out you and whatever his name is are humping each other brains out.
Alison: So what were you saying.
Kelly: The Semenko Inc people want to do business, but now I think there reconsidering because I didn’t have my business partner there to explain all the legal and numbers stuff.
Alison: I’m sorry, really I am.
Kelly: Oh you looked really sorry when I walked in here, and why the fuck didn’t you just lock the fucking door.
Alison: So schedule another meeting.
Kelly: I suppose I can do that, are you actually gonna show up if I do or are you going to be putting yourself closer to disbarment.
Alison: Schedule another meeting and I’ll be there.
Kelly: Okay, wanna get some lunch.
Alison; Nah I have some paperwork to catch up on.
Kelly; Alright, I’ll see you later.
Kelly exits the office.
Kelly: Sometimes I wonder about her.
Later we find Kelly in a place where she is considerably more comfortable than a boardroom, a large gym, she is sitting on a bench doing arm curls as Lewis stands in the distance, admiring his girlfriends form she places the dumbells on the floor and takes a drink of water.
Kelly; I’m sure you’ve all watched boxing or MMA or any type of events where they show a tale of the tape, I figured I would do a tale of the tape for my upcoming title match against Josh Goldstein, more commonly known as “The Jew Blazer” the current UKWF Broadcast champion
Jew Blazer 6’ 1 150 lbs, Kelly Garrett 5’ 2 120 lbs, now on paper you would think Josh would have the advantage over me, eleven inch height advantage, but surprisingly only outweighs me by 30 pounds, so I’m not at the disadvantage I usually am, I doubt Josh can outmuscle me, he really doesn’t look that strong to me, to be honest.
Kelly take some time to flex and show off her impressive physique.
Kelly: while I wasn't someone who wasted my time reading comic books I was somewhat fascinated with the whole superhero thing, you had a man that could fly, and man who could climb walls and shot webs out of his wrists, and man you dressed as a bat and an amazon woman of wonder, but they only exist in comic books, movies or T.V, at aftershock I’m facing a real life superhero, or a least he thinks he is one, well Josh your kryptonite is 5 feet two inches of rage and fury, the riddler to your batman, I’ll take pride in playing the super villain at aftershock, and shocking the world when I defeat the hero, and become broadcast champion.
Kelly packs her things into her bag and she and Lewis exit the gym.
