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Post by UKWF on Jul 24, 2017 21:15:15 GMT
Post your RPs for the match below. 2 RP cap, max. 500 words per RP.
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Post by Hammerstein on Aug 4, 2017 20:39:29 GMT
Jacob Hammerstein is sitting in a corner booth a The Planet Hollywood London, eating The Hollywood Bowl Chef’s Salad. He swallows a bite of lettuce, tomato, and turkey and looks into the camera.
“So it looks like I'm facing Crystal Millar, da Silver Screen Queen, in my full time return to da UKWF.”
*Looks deadpan into the camera*
“Imagine my excitement.
Now, Crystal, I'm no film buff, so don’t get offended by this, but I've never heard of any of your movies. I’m lookin around in dis Planet hollywood and I see nothin bout ya. Now I do like movies don't get me wrong, but….I like good movies. Ya know, uplifitin movies. Movies bout human redemption, like Da Natural, Les Miserables, Da Shawshank Redemption, even Da Wrestler. Da reason why I like dese types of movies is cuz my career has become like a redemption story in and of itself.
Follow me here, if ya can.
I redeemed myself from da slavery of bustin my ass ta please dese idiot fans. I spent way too long livin by da “Send ‘em home with a smile” mantra . But finally I saw da light, just like in dose movies. My AH-HA Moment….an epiphany. Dese people were going to be da death of my career. No success no titles, no money. But I had their love.
What a crock of shit!”
*Clears his throat and begins speaking in a clearer, more distinct voice*
“But now, I'm my own man. And a smile on my face is the only smile I care about in this business. Now I know that doesn’t sit right with the people, and I know that doesn’t sit right with some of my friends. To my friends The Jew Blazer, Blaise Fader, and James Edwards, all I can say is get used to it, because if you don’t like what I’ve said so far, you sure ain’t gonna like what‘s coming down the road.
But back to the matter at hand.
Now Crystal I know you could give two shits about the fans, too. That’s one thing we have in common...the only thing. So let’s not kid ourselves here. I’m sure you’re gonna come at me with the fat jokes, and I could come back with the fivehead cracks. Then we’ll go out there and beat the hell out of each other. But see, that’s just what the idiots in the crowd wanna see.
So, let’s not give them the satisfaction.
Let’s go out there and let Resthold-a-mania run wild. Those dopes hate rest holds.
Or….
You could try your little flippy dippy shit, to which I would compress your spine with the Hammersteiner, plant my boot on that bigass forehead of yours, and get one step closer to the Broadcast Title.
They would really hate that.
But however we decide to play it, just know that Jacob Hammerstein is walking out with the win.
And I'll write another chapter in my redemption story.”
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Post by cindywarren on Aug 5, 2017 3:16:15 GMT
 The cameras are rolling and as they are we are treated to the very beautiful sight of Crystal Millar. She is sitting down in a Hollywood chair as her various makeup crew are all working on her face. She smiles as she runs her fingers through her hair and begins to speak directly into the camera. “So finally I find myself back on an UKWF show and to be honest it feels absolutely to be back. I mean what’s not to love about the Silver Screen Queen rolling to a wrestling arena near you? I know when you see me on your show I bring the ratings. I bring the results, and of course I bring the star power. However something has been missing since I been over here in UKWF and what could that be?! Let me think for a minute….” Crystal looks down at her waist before glancing up at her shoulder. “Oh I don’t know a CHAMPIONSHIP! I haven’t been able to find gold here and some can blame Jade for taking her scrubby ass away from here to go God knows where but that shouldn’t have an impact on me because I have the tools to get to where I need to go, and right now what I see in my future is the Broadcast Championship! After all being a movie star is all about Broadcasting! It’s all about being known worldwide, being one you can depend on night in and night out! So I know for a fact that title WILL be in my future!” Crystal holds a hand up. “But before we even get there it looks like I have a certain scrub to take care of and it comes in the form of Hammerstein. The first word that comes to my mind is idiot… A stupid one at that. I am Crystal Fucking Millar! I demand great completion, grand marquee names and instead I get handed someone who hasn’t even mastered the English language. He’s DA greatest, He’s DA Best! He’s nothing more than DA DA DA IDIOT!!! Seriously why does it have to be me of all people that has to face him?! This isn’t even worth my time it’s clearly beneath me and I deserve better. The reality is despite how bad Hammerstein might want this match my experience in the ring far exceeds his general knowledge.” Crystal shakes her head in disgust. “I am already two steps ahead and there really isn’t anything he can do to stop me from accomplishing what I seek after. It’s a travesty that I haven’t been getting more shots at the Broadcast Championship but so be it. I will just have to make an example out of every single person until I get what I want. At No Love Lost I will make the strides to be exactly where everyone knows I should be, and I will control my destiny with my own hands. Lights, Camera, Action! It’s Showtime Bitch. Bring It!” |
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