Post by lacklan on Jun 15, 2017 4:04:23 GMT
~~The PrincessTwilightSexyFang podcast, as viewed on hotgoths.fuckyeah~~
OH
MY
GOD
A suspension?! The hell is THIS crap?!
Okay, let me back up. For those clueless morons who didn't catch Battle Lines on...well...whatever streaming service we have...we must have SOMETHING here...I whooped Adam's ass. Like, totally whooped. Like, nailed all my moves whooped. And then knocked his ass out. Like, legit. I TOTES blasted him with the Pendant Cop Killa, which is, like, the Cop Killa turned up to 11, or to level 9000, whichever meme you prefer. Unfortunately, the ref saw my Beloved's pendant in my hand and ERRONEOUSLY ASSUMED that I cheat to win. Which I totes did not. At all.
The ref reversed his decision! Like, is he even ALLOWED to do that?! I don't think so. I have been totes over my copy of the rule book and I don't see ANYTHING about some random ref's ability to reverse a decision without ANY PROOF whatsoever. I smell shenanigans.
Shenanigans, I say!
So now I am serving a suspension. AND I have to pay a fine. A whole month's worth of wages. Really?! Really, whoever it is that runs this place?!?!
You are punishing the fans, Sir and/or Miss! By forcing Mackenzie and I to be BANNED from the building you are simply DEPRIVING the fans of what and who they truly want:
🤜Team💥Kickass🤛🏽
But! BUT, I say!
The fans will not be deprived. Nope! See, while everyone inside the arena is wrestling matches for Power Play, they are going to have to wrestle in an EMPTY ARENA!
And you know why?
Because 🤜Team💥Kickass🤛🏽 is going to be having a booth our front selling our merch!
That's right! All the items the fans have come to love, including my t-shirts and my downloadable movies, and...brand new for the show...
#IStandWithSarah armbands!
So as everyone in the fed is FORCED to wrestle inside an EMPTY ARENA, all of the people who paid good money to see the UKWF stars will be outside, basking in the glory that is Sarah Selena Lacklan and Mackenzie Michaela Grey....
🤜Team💥Kickass🤛🏽
MY
GOD
A suspension?! The hell is THIS crap?!
Okay, let me back up. For those clueless morons who didn't catch Battle Lines on...well...whatever streaming service we have...we must have SOMETHING here...I whooped Adam's ass. Like, totally whooped. Like, nailed all my moves whooped. And then knocked his ass out. Like, legit. I TOTES blasted him with the Pendant Cop Killa, which is, like, the Cop Killa turned up to 11, or to level 9000, whichever meme you prefer. Unfortunately, the ref saw my Beloved's pendant in my hand and ERRONEOUSLY ASSUMED that I cheat to win. Which I totes did not. At all.
The ref reversed his decision! Like, is he even ALLOWED to do that?! I don't think so. I have been totes over my copy of the rule book and I don't see ANYTHING about some random ref's ability to reverse a decision without ANY PROOF whatsoever. I smell shenanigans.
Shenanigans, I say!
So now I am serving a suspension. AND I have to pay a fine. A whole month's worth of wages. Really?! Really, whoever it is that runs this place?!?!
You are punishing the fans, Sir and/or Miss! By forcing Mackenzie and I to be BANNED from the building you are simply DEPRIVING the fans of what and who they truly want:
🤜Team💥Kickass🤛🏽
But! BUT, I say!
The fans will not be deprived. Nope! See, while everyone inside the arena is wrestling matches for Power Play, they are going to have to wrestle in an EMPTY ARENA!
And you know why?
Because 🤜Team💥Kickass🤛🏽 is going to be having a booth our front selling our merch!
That's right! All the items the fans have come to love, including my t-shirts and my downloadable movies, and...brand new for the show...
#IStandWithSarah armbands!
So as everyone in the fed is FORCED to wrestle inside an EMPTY ARENA, all of the people who paid good money to see the UKWF stars will be outside, basking in the glory that is Sarah Selena Lacklan and Mackenzie Michaela Grey....
🤜Team💥Kickass🤛🏽
