The scene starts in a dark room, the only thing you can see is Carnival swinging in a chair, sitting in a reverse position.
Carnival:
Generally, I don’t get to talk much, Rory always claims that I get carried away. And that’s fair, but… this time I really wanted to talk with you… Storm.
See, Rory told me that you heard them too.
She spins in her chair.
Carnival:
Schizophrenia.
I don’t talk much about it, and why would I? You people have nothing to do with it.
But then you came along. I want to know if you like them as much as I do, if they help you out like mine do. If your life is so much better with them… or do you try to repress them?
Carnival:
Apparently you let them go out during the matches… Why? I wanna know why!
I try not to shut mine down… unless they get annoying, because… without them it’s just all too… lonely.
Another spin.
Carnival:
I want you to answer that, I really do. But I also want you not to come to this match.
Because now I like you, and I don’t want to hurt you.
I mean, I will nonetheless. People gave the chance to hurt people for the displeasure of others and broadcast it to the world. It’s just… just so much fun!
So, hear this warning. Don’t come.
These titles are not worth it, they’re just belts really, you can probably buy a replica at our website. Because you may be risking your career here. Let’s face it, you wouldn’t be the first, we’re just that into beating the shit out of people.
Spins again.
Carnival:
Look, no jokes, I’m not going to be the “Whoo Ahahah” Carny now. I’m serious business talking seriously mate with you kinda Carny, okay? Okay.
You’re still in time to turn to your tag friendos and say “Yo… Guys, I really think… you should go, go, you can do it, browskinators!”, cuz, you know… I WANNA beat the shit out of SOMEONE. But you can tell them that you have a penis cancer or some shit, I dunno. Your gramma died and you have the depression cuz of all the schizophrenia or something. I’m not good at excuses. But the point is... don’t… don’t come, please.
It’s going to hurt ya, and it’s going to hurt ya bad. The voices, they won’t help. The “Dynasty”, they won’t help. The fans? Ahaha, no. Bro. They won’t help.
In that ring, nothing will help, because everything is going to get hurt.
So, once again, for the people in the back!
DON’T!
Don’t come!
You’re messing with the wrong people and it’s all gonna end in blood.
The scene fades to black.