Post by wulferikson on Feb 24, 2017 8:47:18 GMT
It is early on a dreary friday morning in Horley as Wulf Erikson leaves the Gatwick airport terminal - he grins ironically as it really begins to bucket down and he calmly pops his umbrella and slings his bag over his shoulder.
[Wulf Erikson]: "These red-eye flights..I tell you, they're going to end up being the death of me. But I wouldn't trade the opportunities that they lead to for the world.."
Wulf begins to approach the parking lot with his umbrella hardly protecting him from a downpour that seems to attack the young Aussie from side-on.
[Wulf Erikson]: "This weather..man..it makes you question how the UK guys do it! Always cold, always bitter, it just never stops being miserable. But hey, I appreciate your ingenuity because you seem able to get up and get out of bed and put on some of the best professional wrestling clinics for the fans that the world has ever seen. And as you may have guessed by now - that's why Wulf Erikson is here. It sure as hell ain't for this.."
Wulf starts to run as a shank of bright blue lightning penetrates the sky and it really starts to bucket down as the resounding, booming thunder briefly follows suit.
[Wulf Erikson - as he gets to the gate into the parking lot] "Man that was close by! Hey, I'm so glad I've already hired a car while I'm here instead of relying on dodgy British taxi drivers and 'da tube' of all things!"
Wulf reaches in his bag for the key, approaching a late model black European hatchback of a brand that Wulf can't even pronounce..
[Wulf Erikson - as he dumps his soggy bag and his sodden umbrella on the back sead] "Whew, now this is swanky! I hope there isn't some dodgy British hotel with dodgy British staff awaiting me..I just couldn't deal with that right now.."
Wulf gets in and starts the car, grinning as he finds the purr of the vehicle to his satisfaction.
[Wulf Erikson]: "Jetlag is a bitch..right now, I need to find this hellhole, check in and just like sleep for a bazillion hours..so I'm gonna be signing off now, folks..take care, and remember, you can come and see me at the upcoming dates I have organised in the UK, and also hit me up @thewulferikson on Twitter anytime - I follow back unless you're dumb. And also, you could be awesome and like send me cookies and money and stuff..because poor indy wrestlers need stuff.."
Wulf points to a mailing address at the bottom of the screen and gives a pleading grin as the camera fades out.
[Wulf Erikson]: "These red-eye flights..I tell you, they're going to end up being the death of me. But I wouldn't trade the opportunities that they lead to for the world.."
Wulf begins to approach the parking lot with his umbrella hardly protecting him from a downpour that seems to attack the young Aussie from side-on.
[Wulf Erikson]: "This weather..man..it makes you question how the UK guys do it! Always cold, always bitter, it just never stops being miserable. But hey, I appreciate your ingenuity because you seem able to get up and get out of bed and put on some of the best professional wrestling clinics for the fans that the world has ever seen. And as you may have guessed by now - that's why Wulf Erikson is here. It sure as hell ain't for this.."
Wulf starts to run as a shank of bright blue lightning penetrates the sky and it really starts to bucket down as the resounding, booming thunder briefly follows suit.
[Wulf Erikson - as he gets to the gate into the parking lot] "Man that was close by! Hey, I'm so glad I've already hired a car while I'm here instead of relying on dodgy British taxi drivers and 'da tube' of all things!"
Wulf reaches in his bag for the key, approaching a late model black European hatchback of a brand that Wulf can't even pronounce..
[Wulf Erikson - as he dumps his soggy bag and his sodden umbrella on the back sead] "Whew, now this is swanky! I hope there isn't some dodgy British hotel with dodgy British staff awaiting me..I just couldn't deal with that right now.."
Wulf gets in and starts the car, grinning as he finds the purr of the vehicle to his satisfaction.
[Wulf Erikson]: "Jetlag is a bitch..right now, I need to find this hellhole, check in and just like sleep for a bazillion hours..so I'm gonna be signing off now, folks..take care, and remember, you can come and see me at the upcoming dates I have organised in the UK, and also hit me up @thewulferikson on Twitter anytime - I follow back unless you're dumb. And also, you could be awesome and like send me cookies and money and stuff..because poor indy wrestlers need stuff.."
Wulf points to a mailing address at the bottom of the screen and gives a pleading grin as the camera fades out.