Gemstones v Divas

[UKWF]

Post your RPs for the match below. 2 RP cap, max. 1 RP per character, max. 500 words per RP.

[Kelly Garrett]

Jessie and Jamie’s Central London town house, 18 February.


Jamie is in the middle of her yoga when Jessie come bursting in.

Jessie: What the fuck, Jamie.

Jamie stands up from the floor.

Jamie: What are you talking about.

Jessie: You cancelled our performances.

Jamie: Yeah I cancelled them all, so what.

Jessie: You know how much money we're gonna lose from those performances.

Jamie: It has nothing to do with the money, you and I could retire right now and live comfortably for the rest of our lives, you want to know why I cancelled them, all, we're running ourselves to thin, burning the damn candle at both ends, and while it's great that we get to travel the world performing in the top strip clubs in the world, it affecting our other career.

Jessie: Yeah, when we sign a contract, people expect us to be there and give a great performance.

Jamie: Exactly, just like UKWF, they haven’t been getting the best performance from lately, just hear me out here, let’s concentrate on wrestling for now, maybe we can work a few clubs around England, during our break.

Jessie: Yeah that kind of makes sense, but one question though, how did you get out of that contract in Brighton.

Jamie: Alison took care of the owner, you know.

Jessie: Jesus, how is she still a lawyer.

Jamie: I think you just answered your own question.

Jessie: Yeah.

Jamie: Anyway, so we're facing more newbie this week.

Jessie: They have more experience than both of Jamie.

Jamie: I mean, new to UKWF.

Jessie: Yeah, what are their names again.

Jamie: Jade Coleman and Crystal Millar.

Jessie: The movie star Crystal Millar.

Jamie: Have you seen her movies, she’s hardly a star, most of her movies suck, Jade is a bigger girl but I’m not one to judge.

Jessie: Right.

Jamie: Okay one time.

Jessie: So maybe we can train then, I’m sure Kelly can probably find us a place to work out.

Jamie: About that, Kelly and Lewis are incognito somewhere haven’t heard from her since Violent Valentine’s.

Jessie: Okay then, well I guess I’ll see if I can find a place, I’m sure there more than one Gym in London to train.

Jamie: Yeah, we really need to get a win, or we should should just start calling ourselves the Diva’s of Jobbing, and I know we're better than that, we should have beat Jew Blazer, and we should have beaten Jonin gang, but were stuck in the virtual quicksand with no way out.

Jessie: Yeah, we do look like chumps, we have the number advantage every fucking match but still can’t win, maybe a strategy change is what we need.

Jamie: Like what.

Jessie: Maybe instead of attacking them when they're on their way to the ring maybe we attack them in the parking lot or something. Alison’s gulf clubs are in the car, and I’ve got that signed baseball bat from Jose Canseco.

Jamie: Might work.

[Kelly Garrett]

Jessie and Jamie arrive at the Gym that Alison managed to rent at short notice, they walk in a Alison is talking to the owners. Alison waved the sisters over.

Alison: Jessie and Jamie Alexander meet Damon Rooney.

Jamie: Charmed.

Damon: Nice to meet the both of you, my Gym is yours for the entire day, enjoy.

Damon then shakes their hands and walks off.

Jessie: This place is swanky, do I even need to ask how you got this place Alison.

Alison: Get ya head out of the bloody gutter, guy is a fan.

Jamie: Oh really.

Jessie: I smell something fishy here Alison.

Alison: Oh, and you have to do his son’s bachelor party.

Jamie: Figured it would be something like that, anyway we need to get to work.

Inside the ring Jessie and Jamie kick each other’s ass, they might be sisters but they held nothing back, resulting in Jessie getting a busted lip in the process. Jessie and Jamie go hard for about three hours, then shut it down.

Jamie: Well that's enough for me, I don’t want to injury myself before our match.

Jamie takes a drink of water then packs up her bag, Jessie and Alison are talking about something out of ear shot of Jamie, Jessie walks over to her sister and pack her bag, and they leave. The scene quickly switches back to Alison who is talking on her phone. Jessie and Jamie drive off.

Later they are seen leaving Harrod’s department store, a girl asks them for a autograph, Jessie ignored her and kept walking, Jamie signed the girls t-shirt then ran to catch up with Jessie.

Jamie: Well that was rude of you.

Jessie: You know she’s probably gonna try and sell that shirt on Ebay right.

Jamie shrugs her shoulders and they walk down the street to where they had parked their car, loaded their bags in the back and drive off.
Back at their town house, Jessie and Jamie stand in their backyard.

Jessie: Hello you bunch of miserable people, I don’t need to introduce myself you know who the fuck I am, I’m Jessie Alexander and this is my sister Jamie, and to say were pissed off is an understatement.

Jamie: We bust our asses for all you people and you just don’t give a shit, so be it. Gemstone, you may have more experience, but you haven’t beaten us yet.

Jessie: Crystal, while you’ve been busy making a bunch of shitty movies that went straight DVD and would up in the 5 dollar bin at walmart, Jamie and I have been traveling the world honing our craft, whether it be in the clubs or the wrestling ring.

Jamie: That’s right, Jess, and at No Escape you’re are in for the worst ten minutes of your lives, maybe you can make a movie about it Crystal, you can call it The Night The DOD kicked our asses.

Jessie: That sounds good to me sis.

[Jade]

*Meanwhile, back in the locker room, we see Jade O'Malley, already dressed up and in her pink and yellow ring gear, wait outside for her friend and partner, Crystal Millar, who has her own dressing room with a star and rose on the door and her name below it*

Jade: You almost ready, Crys?  The fans have been waiting six years for this...I don't want any heart attacks on my hands!

*There is no answer...knowing how high-maintenance her partner can be, Jade just decides to begin by herself*

Jade: Two weeks ago, there was a fight between my former bosses and my pal, UK Champ Blaise Fader...or should I say, she was being her sweet, cheery self and they attacked her simply for having unfollowed their drama earlier.  Long story short, I told them to cut it out, and they followed with the homophobic, sexist and ableist slurs which they always do, so I decided that this was the last straw...as O.T. Genasis would say, "You need to CUT IT!"-which is exactly what I did.  What followed was their usual schtick of personal attacks...but I didn't care, as I had blocked them already.  But that wasn't even the biggest lesson I had learned that weekend.

For it was a few days later that I would learn the three-fold meaning of all my accolades in that former federation; Jack, Bloody and Squat.  Even though I wasn't the one who was pinned by Cindy Warren, I failed to do here what I had dome more times than I could count before...that is DOMINATE.  To be honest, my two matches in UKWF were EXTREMELY lacking in that factor.  They say UKWF was an "indy fed" and the Big C was a major...but you honestly couldn't tell.  Our dames in the "U" are CUTTHROAT, and you need to make ALL the connections you can if you want to last long.  So you could only imagine my excitement when one of my very best friends in the business gave me that call about something of which many a Soulbird, Rosebud, Star and Starlet has dreamed over the years.

You see, Crystal was my friend and ally before I even joined the Big C...she was one of my mentors in the late indy stages, showed me what it took to really be a STAR!  In fact, my debut music album was released on her Rosebud Records label...Although she may seem conceited, she really has a good heart once you get to know her, she's sure as hell got the skills to back up her talk, and I am simply OBSESSED with that culo of hers!  (Trust me, I know a good one when I see it).  So, our alliance was inevitable, with my power and her flight, we form the GREATEST treasure this company has ever seen!

So, J&J, Divas of Dominance, whatever these 5-dollar skrippers wanna call themselves...your losing streak continues at No Escape, because you're some Dollar Tree rhinestones...and we are 24-KARAT-GEMSTOOOOONNNESSSSSS!

[cindywarren]

Everything comes into focus and as it does we are treated to the sight of Crystal Millar she shows off her nice figure in a pair of booty shorts and is sporting a pair of matching gloves as well. She grins as she looks deep into the lens of the camera.

“So I guess this is the moment you have all been waiting for… The one and only Crystal Millar has made her grand entrance into the UKWF so before you all get over excited. Let me just clear the air or something. I didn’t do this for the fans or for your benefit?”

Crystal shakes her head in disgust.

“I did this for MY BENEFIT! Being in the UK is just easier for me. I can visit my husband’s relatives in Bradford while kicking ass at the sometime. Gives me a different country to dominate the wrestling world in, I mean I already dominated in the United States and in Mexico during my early days of wrestling so why not conquer Europe while I am at it?!”

Crystal points at herself.

“It’s all to stroke my own ego you fans were an afterthought. Now you get to deal with the best signed free agent to hit your roster, don’t worry you can thank me later when your ratings go up. So that brings me to the big debut. Jade and I taking on the Divas of Dominance, but let’s be real what are they dominating to be exactly? It damn sure wasn’t the Ronin Gang and I won’t let my big debut to this company be tarnished by a bunch of scrubs. Scrubs who are unfit to even scrub my shoe. Jade and I are what a team should be. Power coming from Jade and of course I bring the pizzazz I bring the speed, I bring the fucking spotlight.”

Crystal throws a few jabs as she grins.

“Whenever I appear you know the spotlight will be stolen and it will be the show of a lifetime. We are Gemstones we are both of the valuable cut more than you could even fathom. So why would we allow ourselves to be undervalued by going against the likes of these twats. Let’s face it do you even know who I am? I have been in so many successful tag teams. Every person who has ever teamed up with me has gone on to win tag team straps with me. I breed success and Jade and I will be no different. But this isn’t our first rodeo together. I remember being a sister of soul a long time ago. Way back in the day when ?I was just peaking to what I am now. That was seven years ago. What do you think is going to happen now that I have over 12 years of experience in this sport?!”

Crystal grins.

“We will win. LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION… IT’S SHOWTIME! Let’s make a movie shall we?!”

The End