Divas v Mercer & Blazer

[UKWF]

Post your RPs for the match below. 2 RP cap per side, max. 1 RP per character, max. 500 words per RP.

[Kelly Garrett]

The scene opens inside a lavish club, this isn’t your typical club, as the patrons mostly male are dressed to the nines, and well dressed waitress are serving drinks. The camera pans around the club showing the V.I.P area, D.J booth, and the large stage, and the horseshoe shaped bar, behind which are well dressed bartenders. The camera focuses on the front door as a brunette woman walks in and after speaking to the bouncer and members of the staff, walks backstage. After a while an M.C steps on the stage.

M.C: Good evening, and Welcome to Shade, and tonight we have a special performance, so please welcome from Las Vegas Nevada, via Sydney Australia, Jamie Alexander.

Y’all ready for this begins to play in the club Jamie steps on the stage dressed as schoolgirl and does her performance, and guys throw their money on the stage, after the end of her performance she retrieve the money, give the guys a wink and a smile then exits backstage.

M.C: Give it up for Jamie.

Jamie arrive backstage and enters her dressing room and changes into her next costume as a waitress brings her a bottle of Ciroc.

Jamie: Thank-You, great crowd tonight.

Jamie does two more performances and her ends with a few private laps dance, for patrons willing to pay her fee, her night turns into early morning as she returns to her hotel suite. Jamie exhausted from her night turned in. The next morning the camera shows Jamie fastening the clasp on her high heel the camera then runs up her leg, to show Jamie in a knee length dress. Jamie turns to the camera and smiles.

Jamie: Have you been standing there long.

The camera moves in a yes motion.

Jamie: Well, I’m actually glad you're here, because I’m sure everyone are wondering why Jessie and I weren’t at New’s Years Evolution supporting our fellow D.O.D sister who dominated in the battle royal, but we were busy with our tour of Canada, but with our dates finished up to back to UKWF business, and what an aptly named event, Winds of Change, and at the forefront of that will be Jessie and I, we will be the change in the tag division, and that starts with Mac Mercer, and The Jew Blazer, am I the only one that finds that name a little offensive, anyway Mac I know you like the ladies, but Mackie boy Jessie and I are more lady than you can handle, sure you're bigger than both of you combined, but the bigger they are, the harder they fall right. Jew Blazer I don’t think I’ve ever seen you wrestle, other than being tossed out of the battle royal, so I guess I’ll have to wait and see what you bring to this match, not that it will make any difference, the winds of change are blowing, and it us who will prevail in the end.

[Kelly Garrett]

A car pulls up to some awards show, the driver steps out and opens the door, Jessie Alexander steps out of the car as the flashbulbs go off, Jessie stops and poses then makes her way down the red carpet. A few hours later Jessie is walking out of the awards show, the paparazzi follower her as she makes her way to her car.

Guy:  So, Jessie will you be performing in L.A while you're here.

Jessie: Actually, I’m here for the awards show, and I won’t be performing any shows, tomorrow I’m heading to back to England to prepare for my upcoming match with UKWF.

Guy: Good like with that.

Jessie: Whatever.

Jessie then climbs into her car and the car drives off. Jessie arrives back at her hotel and pours herself a glass of wine. She sits on the couch as her phone rings.

Jessie: Yeah, I make it through that god awful awards show, I really don’t know why I let Alison talk me into that, I know we have to make appearances to get our brand out there, but shit, it was worst than watching paint dry. Anyway I’m gonna call it a night, I’ll talk to you when we get back to England. Good night.

Jessie hangs up her phone and finishes her wine and walks towards the bed and Jessie’s dress drops to the floor, she bends down and pulls the covers on the bed she climbs in and turns out the lights out. The next day Jessie arrives at the airport she avoids fans clamoring for autographs and boards her plane.

Jessie sits in first class and the flight attendant brings her a glass of wine.

Jessie: It’s great to be me, it's really is, look at me, this outfit cost more than most people make in a year, and I’ve earned it, I’ve worked my ass of to get where I am, and after somehow not being booked for New Year's Evolution, the Diva’s Of Dominance are stepping back into the ring at Winds Of Change, and our rise will begin, but is this the best they come come up with for opponents the fucking Jew Blazer and that big goof Mac Mercer, give me a break, yeah Mercer is a beast, and his partner wants to be the new superhero in wrestling. Guess what idiots, Jamie and I are gonna be using the both of you as a stepping stone on our rise to the tag team titles.

Jessie waves away some chick looking for an autograph.

Jessie: So let this be a message to the entire tag team division, The Diva’s of Dominance are the present and the future of the tag team division, just accept it.

[The Jew Blazer]

The Jew Blazer
Kicking Tuches and Bringing Cake

We find ourselves in the 'Blazecave' AKA Josh Goldstein's New York apartment. Shelves upon shelves of comic books and video games are in the background.

"I was bullied pretty constantly as a child and as I grew up the word 'Jew' was an insult I couldn't escape." The Jew Blazer says.

"I found myself at times wishing I wasn't who I was. I wished my hair would grow out straight and that I got all my presents on one night like all the other....'normal' kids. I denied who I was for a very long time until one day during my wrestling training I made the decision that I was going to carry it into battle with me. I was going to wear my heritage like a badge of honor. The idea that maybe some little Jewish kid could see me and not grow up ashamed of who he was? That's why I wake up every morning feeling like a Superhero.” The Blazer says with a little smile.

“Jamie thinks my name might be offensive... I mean, I don't see how that is unless you see the word 'Jew' as an insult and let me be clear here....it isn't an insult unless you mean it as one, for example if you were to refer to me as the 'effing' Jew Blazer like Jessie did then maybe I might take issue with that. I carry it into battle Jewfro and all because I'm never going to let anyone make me feel inferior for my heritage ever again. I am the Jew Blazer. If you have an issue with calling me that, please take a look in the mirror and ask yourself why.” The Blazer says.

“But enough of that! I got a new friend this week joining me in my crusade to bring Goodness and Radical Positivity to the world! 'Big' Mac Mercer! I couldn't have asked for a better partner in UKWF. I mean, we've got the classic pairing of a big powerful dude and a speedy little guy so all of our bases are pretty much covered! To honor my new pal I made a little something for him.” The Jew Blazer says. He runs to his sewing station and emerges with a brand new cape with 'MM' on it.

“Look out, ladies. The Jew Blazer and Mighty Mac are here!” The Blazer says enthusiastically.

“As anticipated, Jessie was mean for no good reason but that's okay! I'm gonna show her and everyone else that you don't gotta be mean so long as you got a mean kick. I'm gonna do my darndest to pick up my first win in UKWF. I'm here to kick tuches and give people cake... and I'm all out of.... okay no I'm bringing enough cake for everybody but I can do both without one distracting from the other. Divas of Dominance, let's have some fun out there!” The Blazer says before we fade out.