Blazer v Edaeya

[UKWF]

Post your RPs for the match below. 2RP cap, max. 500 words per RP.

[The Jew Blazer]

“Hello everybody! I'm the Jew Blazer and I'm here in jolly old England getting a tour from one of my best friends and my former trainer...Johnny Maverick!” The Jew Blazer says directly to the camera.

“Why exactly am I giving this tour and why are you in costume?” Johnny asks.

“I want to take in the culture and you're my only friend who has been here before and because I'm a Superhero!” The Jew Blazer says. Johnny shrugs.

“Anyone with a minimum understanding of the UK could give you a tour and you'd say it was the best tour ever. You're like a permanently excited puppy.” Johnny says, not looking up from his phone.

“Am not!” The Blazer says, folding his arms as the two of them stop walking in front of a street vendor.

“Oh yeah? Hey there, my friend here needs some biscuits.” Johnny says to the street vendor. Johnny hands the vendor money and the vendor hands the semitic superhero a packet of TimTams. Josh opens it and eats one.

“This isn't a biscuit...it's a cookie! Biscuits are cookies here!? What else is cookies?! This place is the greatest! HUG ME!” The Blazer shouts before tightly hugging the vendor.

“So your opponent. Been getting chummy with her on twitter.” Johnny says.

“Yeah, she's super nice! Gosh I hope she doesn't get sore at me when I beat her.” The Jew Blazer says, sounding genuinely concerned for his 'new friend' Edaeya.

“She doesn't seem to take you very seriously...I mean, I have no idea why.” Johnny says, looking at the skinny Jewish Superhero hugging a stranger who was becoming uncomfortable.

“Yeah well...I'm sure just like everybody else she's going to tell me I'm delusional and ridiculous and to that I will say 'Don't you think you're a demon or something?' I mean, I'm not making fun of her or anything but... Yeah.” The Blazer says.

“Watch yourself. My dad was a Demon.” Johnny says referencing his recently deceased father, veteran grappler and successful cutthroat businessman Danny Daemon.

“What does that make you?” The Blazer asks.

“A therapists cash cow.”

“Alemen hat a meshugas fun zeyer eygn. Everyone has a madness of their own.” The Blazer says.

“...please stop hugging me.” The Vendor says.

“Sure thing!” The Blazer says, releasing the hug.

“Anywho, I have been doing this long enough that I have a bit of a prediction about how things are gonna go in UKWF. Everybody is gonna tell me I'm a joke. Well folks, you're right. This is all a joke and the punchline is the part where you get beat by a skinny Jew from Long Island. I get emails from kids who're picked on for liking comic books or being Jewish and by golly THAT'S what makes me feel like a Superhero. Nice to meet you, UKWF. Let's have some fun!” JB says before we fade out.

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The camera fades in to show the backstage view of a set designed to look like an elaborate bedroom. Sitting upon a fancy bed is Edaeya clad in a very lacy, white, gown which hugs her curves as it flows down her body. Her hair is curled throughout and draped down her shoulders.

Edaeya: Why am I in this get-up in this scene?

Director: Cut! Edaeya, this is a promotional video for your up-coming match.

Edaeya: Why must I wear this to talk about a match?

The camera cuts briefly to static then cuts back on showing the same scene and Edaeya arguing with the director again. The camera cuts again and returns to footage of Edaeya with her eyes glowing red and screaming at the director in what sounds like two voices at once, one slightly deeper than the other. The camera cuts a final time and returns to show Edaeya sitting atop a bed that's been ripped to shreds, no production crew, and equipment smashed. The panicked breath of the one holding the camera is heard as Edaeya zones in on them.

Edaeya: You...

She beckons and the camera slowly gets closer to her...

Edaeya: After appearing here, I took interest in signing with UKWF and, as you now behold, I have arrived! Shortly thereafter, a man who tried to befriend me on Twitter, also signed. Some time following, he found that I was not as pleasant as initially suspected. After some back and forth on, the UKWF management decided it best to settle our disputes in the ring which I found to be a wonderful idea!

She lays down on the bed on her stomach as the camera closes in on her face.

Edaeya: This man, known as the Jew Blazer, states that he is some type of super hero? I am not going to discredit him for I've lived with skepticism all my life and know how that feels. Moreover, I've seen people such as his kind firsthand in the past, but there is one thing they all have in common... While they pride themselves in fighting evil, eventually they fade out and someone else takes their place. I do not wish you to fade away for I want the satisfaction of dispatching you myself at No Turning Back.

She runs her hand through her hair briefly letting a moan escape her lips.

Edaeya: Blazer, prepare yourself for we will partake in a wondrous dance of pain and pleasure as we explore our bodies in the ring. Expect an erotic experience as we attempt to rip each other apart leaving as bones snap and blood spatters on canvas.

She closes her eyes and moans again.

Edaeya: Bend and attempt to break my limbs and I will only want more! Please... Touch me like that, Blazer... Touch my body and when we are finished with our time spent together, the hero will lay vanquished as the Demoness stands victorious, hand held high, and aroused.

The camera fades...

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The scene opens to show Edaeya dressed in a long, blood-red dress that goes down to her feet sitting in what appears to be a throne of some sort. She sits with her legs crossed and one hand up resting her chin upon it as if contemplating. She holds this pose for a moment before moving her arm down to the arm of the throne. The amber glow lighting the room causes shadows to dance on the walls as the flames of distant candles dart like the tongues of snakes.

Edaeya: The time has come, Jew Blazer. We've reached the final hours before we meet at UKWF No Turning Back. Oh, how I am delighting in the opportunity to show everyone watching just how powerful I can be in the ring and against someone who allegedly is a superhero. No matter, I'm sure you've experienced the ridicule that comes with such a bold claim as I have with claiming to be demonic. Kindred, we are on this matter... but that is where our personal similarities end.

Uncrossing her legs and rising to her feet, Edaeya scoops a wine glass cradling it in her hand above the stem before starting to slowly pace about the room...

Edaeya: Things have gone silent on the social media sites as far as I go because this keeps you in the dark to what I am preparing. They say mortals fear the unknown and as such, my strategy should have you frightful by this point.... Does it?

Sipping her wine and walking over to the wall opposite where she started, Edaeya, places the glass down on a dresser and picks up a small bottle. She uncaps the bottle and pours a few drops of its contents onto the insides of her wrists before returning it and rubbing her wrists together. She caps the bottle and smells her wrists before moaning and closing her eyes a little.

Edaeya: I spoke last about what punishment I was hoping you would give me and am still looking forward to swallowing every ounce of it down to the last drop. What you will receive in return will be more excruciating than you can even imagine. Whether I am locking you into a submission attempt or pummeling you down with any and all parts of my body, you can rest assured your demise will be just around the corner. As I toy with you in the ring delaying your defeat, Blazer, I will be taking great delight in your screams of agony. Oh, how I will enjoy wrapping my sensuous, shapely, legs around your body as we both experience Pleasure in Pain.

Edaeya turns around while reaching for her glass of wine and sips it before slowly sauntering away while delivering her closing words.

Edaeya: Jew Blazer, beware the Seductive Demoness that now inhabits the ring of UKWF. We are in the final hours, at this point... There is no turning back.

The scene fades as Edaeya continues walking away...