Mercer & Areano v Ghensi & Asphyxiator

[UKWF]

Post your RPs for the match below. 2RP cap, max. 1 RP per character, max. 500 words per RP.

[ghensi]

Idiot

Chris Ghensi paces around his dim, candle lit room, thinking aloud to himself.

Idiot! Fucking moron! You just couldn't leave well enough alone, could you, Mercer? You had to be the big hero. You just HAD to try and save the day. Well now look, you just fucked up. Severely. Now, you and Areano are forced to deal with the two most insane, bloodthirsty people in all of UKWF. And what, you think calling yourself "big" makes you scary? Am I supposed to be scared of someone whose nickname means that he's named after a burger, huh, Big Mac?

He sits and stares at the ground.

Do you want to know why people fear Asphyxiator and myself? It's because we have reputations. He does not care about victory, only putting you in as much pain as possible, just ask Areano what it's like to have the frenchman's enormous hands wrapped around your neck as you begin to fade away, the lights dimming, your thoughts, silent.

He gives a small yet maniacal chuckle.

And then there's me. While I do care about victory, I too care about inflicting punishment. I have a reputation brought on by a history. I have ended careers. I have broken bodies, I have beaten people within an inch of their lives, and that's not just some kind of talked up bullshit, I've literally done all of that. Hell, one shot from me and I can have you pissing blood.

He stands up.

You started this war. And you will be the first casualty of it.

The candle fades.

[mac]

*The dictionary slams on the table with a loud, large thud. Behind the table is and even louder and much larger mountain of a man, the one and only BIG Mac Mercer, the Mega Man, and newest rookie sensation on the wrestling circuit.*

Mac: (sighing) Im not a smart man. Instead of studying much in high school, instead I was banging cheerleaders. Thats plural son…as in more than one at a time. Because I’m a stud. Anyway, not being smart, I decided to look up what in the bloody Aitch-E-Double Hockey Sticks an “Asphyxiator” is. Its defined by that little short black kid Webster as “One who chokes”

Seems appropriate…as once this giant goon steps into the ring with The Mega Man, Mac Mercer is gonna have a field day making this guy look stupid as he and his little…well I say little, both these guys are pretty big and I am assuming somewhat strong. But what these guys don't seem to get is that Mac Mercer is the strongest there is. Im gonna smash you both into the mat, and end whatever war you two think you are gonna wage on me.

“First casualty of war”…listen….thats just dumb. You two are focused solely on trying to hurt me. Spoilers…you two guys ain’t got enough firepower to hurt Mac Mercer. Maybe if you got yourself two or three other guys you MIGHT have a shot. But then you would have to account for my super sexy and super awesome tag partner Ursula Areano. If not for that cheap shot, she would have taken care of both you guys by her lonesome. But now she's got the Mega Man in her corner, being the big hero that we all know and love. You wanna talk about me playing hero? Listen up…I didn't play hero…I AM A HERO. I stopped you two, Ghensi and Asphyxiator, from doing what you two claim to be so good at. You tried and cause pain and suffering…and couldn't because Mac Mercer is bigger, badder, and stronger than both of you put together. So talk all you want about havoc and other bull crap, but really you just sound like two guys desperately trying to convince yourselves that Ursula and I aren't planning to beat the ever loving crap out of both of you in front of all my New Friends, my fans, in our arena, in our ring.

No matter how big you two think you are…Mac is bigger. No matter how strong you two think you are, Mac is stronger. And no matter how much pain you think you're gonna dish out, or choking you think you're gonna do…Mac is gonna Smash…Smash Hard and Smash Often.

And people LOVE to see Mac Smash. So….Guy who chokes and his buddy…get read to do just that. Choke. And Lose. And embarrass yourselves.

*Mac walks out of the shot*

[Talia Areano]

OOC: Hopeful I made deadline. Sorry for the quality.
"This upcoming match will be the moment that not just I will get my payback, but also my partner. You are in for some pain Ghensi and Asphyxiator.»