“No… not like that…”
A little girl is brushing the hair of a low twenties guy.
“But… but… you look pewtie with a crown…”
The guy looks at the mirror and responds to the little girl.
“No, first, it’s not a crown… is a tiara, second… you’re messing my hair. LEAVE!”
The little girl starts crying and leaves the room calling for her mom, while her brother takes the tiara on his hand and walks to the door to close it. He then sits down in front of the computer and starts his webcam.
Neal Durden is sitting on his bed looking straight into the camera, he holds a tiara on his right hand and his room is a complete and utter mess. Some rock band posters can be seen behind his bed, Queen, Sex Pistols, Nirvana, etc. He smirks and brushes his hair with his left hand before he begins to speak.
“Cyfarchion, lads. I apologize for the mess, but well, you know… six months of wrestling doesn’t amount to big and fancy equipment to shoot these type of things.”
He shrugs before he continues speaking, still holding the tiara on his right hand.
“Six months that have brought me here, in front of you… to speak about my debut match in UKWF. Yes, maybe some of you haven’t heard about it, but let’s be honest here, how many of you have heard about me.
Yes, I’m not afraid to say that I’m a complete rookie, that I lack experience inside that ring and that I really don’t know what’s gonna happen once that bell rings. But I’m sure about one thing and one thing only… and that thing is that I’m better than the princess I’m gonna face.”
Neal grabs the tiara with both of his hands and stares at it before he resumes speaking looking directly at the camera.
“Bianca, at Night of Trials, you look to shake off the losing streak you’re on. You look to prove yourself in front of the world, you look to prove to yourself that you belong. Yes I’m not an idiot, even if I look like one… I know about your history, I know about what you’re capable of doing… but you don’t know me.”
Neal stands up and creeps towards the camera, looking directly into it he resumes speaking.
“People believe UKWF is putting me on a ‘trial by fire’, they believe you’re the one that’s gonna bring the shit out of me. But they don’t know I’m gonna put you thru hell and back, they don’t know that I’m gonna expose you and put you thru the toughest match you’ve had so far.
Bianca…”
He clutched the tiara on his hand breaking it before resuming speaking
“… At Night of Trials… you and I… are gonna tear the house down… or I’ll mop the ring with your hair. Either way it happens…. I WIN.”