London Tag GP Qualifier: Aus-Am Connection v Team No Breaks

[UKWF]

Post your RPs for the match below. 2 RP cap per side, max. 1 RP per character, max. 500 words per RP.

[valerieholcomb]

Relaxation, that is what Valerie Holcomb needed after a hectic day at Opposites Attract. She didn't quite understand why Oscar was acting the way he that he did. She knew he didn't like being in a tag team but she hoped he could put that to the side. She thought wrong apparently. 

{Valerie Holcomb}
What has gotten into my brother in law? I get that he has some serious mental issues but this is ridiculous. We are supposed to be fighting with each other not against each other. If we can't get back onto the same page then we won't be moving passed this new tag team called Team No-Breaks. I seriously hope Oscar can come to his senses before Smells Like Team Spirit hits the airwaves.

As Valerie was sitting on the little bench attached to her bay window, she took the opportunity to glance out at the blue waters of the ocean. 

{Valerie Holcomb}
I bet Bobby and Ty are laughing their bums off right now. They are probably sitting at home watching the tape from Opposites Attract. In their minds they are thinking it's going to be an easy stroll through the park. Well boys, I hate to put a damper on your little parade but that won't be happening. 

Because you see, I am not in the best of moods right now. Yes, on the surface I am all bubbly and carefree. However on the inside, I am harboring some strong emotions that no one has ever seen from me. You don't think I hear the rumblings on Twitter. I know people are questioning my intelligence but let me be the first to say come Smells Like Team Spirit. You guys are going to be in one hell of a fight.

Valerie turns her head just slightly so the camera can show the seriousness painted on her face. 

{Valerie Holcomb}
Despite the fact Oscar and I may have a few chinks in our armor, we will show the world that we can still get the job done inside that ring. We will do it with honor. We will do it with dignity. We don't need to have multiple people at ringside like most teams do these days. We will prove without a doubt that we are the true Tag team in UKWF and if we must go through you assholes to do it. Then so be it. The buck stops here because Aus-Am Connection are The Right Stuff.

[oscarthegrouch]

The level of aggression inside of Oscar was beginning to grow each time he watched the last few tag team matches. Oscar knew Valerie was upset with him. He thought about calling her but decided to sit down in front of a camera instead.

{Oscar The Grouch}
This has been a real tought week for me. I know my actions could have put us in the worst rut in the history of tag team wrestling. I know my intensity level tends to get in the way of a lot of things. Valerie should know she can trust me but after the last few weeks. Why would she? Even I wouldn't trust me but that is all going to change. At Opposites Attract those British rats got the best of me but I promise you dweebs will get got.

Oscar tries to remain calm as he reaches his hand out towards his stress ball. He picks it up and slowly starts to squeeze it. 

My anger sometimes get the best of me and that isn't good. I should learn to channel it and use it a force against those who oppose us. Like these morons who call themselves Team No Brakes. First off, that name sucks. Where did you get from Generic Names R Us? I really hope you bring more to the table then you showed last week against those shit eaters known as The Masters. They shouldn't even be allowed to participate in this tournament but that is a moot point now isn't it. With so many undeserving teams vying for those belts, I feel as those Valerie and I are the real dark horses in this battle. 

You our have those stripper wannabes who should just stop before they hurt themselves. I mean how long they going to run their mouths before I cram my foot down it. Maybe I should do that then we can finally get peace and quiet. But when you face the strippers then you face the entire clan. You claim that you can win on your own but I doubt that is possible. You need those crutches just like The Masters need a damn shrink. The Aus-Am Connection will be the team who dominates this tournament. Since we have the experience. We have the size and we have the pure aggression to push us to that next level. Team No Brakes will be the first pieces of trash that gets tossed. My only question is who's going to join them. I guess you will have to watch and see.

Oscar gives a smirk toward the camera before knocking it over with his hand.