8-Person Tag: Aus-Am Connection & Team PRD v Divas & BoB

[UKWF]

Post your RPs for the match below. SPECIAL RP CAP: max. 2 RPs per side, max. 1 per team, max. 500 words per RP.

[Kelly Garrett]

July 2 2016 The Australian Outback.

A car is seen traveling down a dusty road, the car comes to.

Here you are ladies, but I have no idea why you wanted to be dropped of in the middle of the outback.

Jamie: That’s not your business, just come back here in an hour.

Jessie and Jamie step out of the car.

Jessie: Now, I bet all of you are wondering exactly why we're here in the middle of the Australian outback.

Jamie: The answer to that is quite simple actually, this is the place we have chosen to prepare ourselves for our upcoming match with the Aus- AM Connection and Team PRD. Along with us will be our friends Nigel and Rupert, you all know them right, their the Best of Britain. Everyone is wondering why we have aligned with Nigel and Rupert, well that’s really none of you business, but let’s just say it’s for the best interest of UKWF.

Jessie takes a drink of water.

Jessie: Let me change the topic for a moment, and let’s talk about us, and the fact that since we have reemerged on the wrestling scene we have lived up to our name. First we sent Two Old Bastards back to the retirement home, then we demolished the Aus-Am Connection, sending Oscar The Grouch to the sideline with an injury, but that unkempt idiot wasn’t smart enough to stay away, you and Valerie had to stick your noses in our business at Total Warfare.

Jamie nods her head in disgust.

Jamie: Our hatred of Team PRD dates back to GPW, and now we have the opportunity to show you why we a better team than you two. I don’t mean to be mean but listening to the both of you sing, is like watching someone strangling a cat.

Jessie: For the record we don’t condone the strangling of cats.

Jamie: Anyway July, August or whatever you names are, your gonna get a taste of the Diva Of Dominance, and you're gonna find out that were not the same team you faced back in GPW, we have been working our butts to improve in the ring, and along with our good friends The Best Of Britain, we will be the ones walking out of Opposites Attract victorious.

Jessie: Hopefully after Opposites Attract we will be finished with the four of you idiots.

Jamie: Opposites Attract will be our coming out party in UKWF and Aus-Am Connection, and Team PRD will be yesterday's news.

Jessie and Jamie sit on the side of the road, an hour past and they wonder where the car after a while the car returns.

Jessie: What took you so long.

Jessie and Jamie climb into the car and the drives drives off.

[valerieholcomb]

The scene opens inside of the Aus-Am Connection locker room as Valerie is sitting calm on the bench while Oscar is pacing back and forth. It was pretty obvious that Oscar wasn't to thrilled about getting involved in that beatdown at Total Warfare.

"What in the hell were you thinking Valerie? This isn't our fight," he states while stopping midstride and looking down at his sister in law. Valerie took a moment to close her eyes before answering the question. 

"How many times have we sat back let bullies like Best of Britian and Divas of Dominance just beat down someone who was defenseless? I didn't want to get involved Oscar but those airheaded Barbie dolls left us no choice," answers Valerie who glances back up at her brother in law. 

"Airheaded is right. Those two dingle dorks couldn't hurt me even if they tried. The last time they faced us was a fluke and they know it," replies Oscar who is starting to get a little more aggravated by the mere thought of Best of Britian and the Divas of Dominance blindsiding Team PRD.

"I may not have the most experience in this match but I do pose a threat to their backwards thinking. Those four are going to find it very hard to stand or even talk after we smash their jaw lines into pieces," says Valerie as she slowly makes it up to her feet. 

"I can't wait to wrap my hands around their scrawny necks and give them a healthy dose of garbage love. I do love all types of trash even human trash with a hint of rotting body fluids," says Oscar as Valerie just looks at him.

"No matter what we do in that ring, you four will realize that sometimes Opposites don't always Attract. See you cockroaches soon," says Valerie as the scene slowly begins to fade. 

[Team PRD]

Opening in what appears to be a small classroom, the infectiously kawaii duo stand behind a podium attired in a blazer and skirt - cosplaying as teachers. Behind the pair is a world map made in Japan - it has Japan at the center - with pins put in Japan, North America, Australia, and England. The PRD staple of costuming skits rears its head yet again.

”Good morning, class,” Meiko speaks up, ”Class is in session but lately it seems that some students don’t want to learn.

”Even after many lessons, two students keep trying to fight a losing battle. After giving them advantages and agreeing to stupid demands, still they come up short when it comes time for the exams.” JUnko shakes her head, sighing, as Meiko points to the map behind them.

”For some time now two countries have been in conflcit: Japan and England, and it was started by England. They underestimated the heart of Japan and secretly made a deal with Australian Americans who, in a sneaky tactic, assaulted the victorious Japanese forces.”

”But the British are not the only ones who can call upon allies from Australia and America!”

”We did not mean to involve others into what has become a very personal issue, but we are still thankful that Valerie and Oscar were there to help out. It is now our...Japan’s desire to return the favor.”

”We are good at keeping promises! We did promise not to use any weapons against BoB after all!”

”This conflict should have ended last time, but British’s allies just couldn’t hold back. It’s easy to call yourselves the Divas of Dominance when all you do is attack someone after their guard is down.”

”But you will have no where to hide with four people watching your every move, and our manager at ring side to keep yours from doing anything fishy. Your sneak attacks will no longer be effective. Together with our Australian and American friends, we can succeed again.”

”You have lost every battle against Japan, Best of, but do not think the addition of Americans will turn the tide in your favor. You two had to be carried out by doctors last time, and we are sorry for that, but it should also remind you of one thing…

The idols exchange a glance towards one another and nod.

”That we’re PRD Tough!”

”Every challenge thrown at us has been won. You two divas think you are the toughest? Let us see how tough you are when the most kawaii duo in the world and their brand new Friends of PRD work together!”

”Four countries collide together to deal with the mess created by one. But if you’ve learned anything from history class it’s that it repeats...and the only thing that will repeat this time is the supposed Best of British once again failing to overcome the power, the heart, and the music of…

TEAM PRD!” The girls pose with their hands extended forward. ”Class dismissed!”

[UKWF]

'I abhor persistent people.'

The words, spoken in a peevish tone by Best of British member Rupert Royston-Fellowes, open the latest video uploaded to the UKWF website. Seen sitting in his well-appointed living room alongside his partner, Nigel Kensington III, the blond wears a petulant expression as he continues:

'Week in and week out, it is always the same. All we want is a little enjoyment, an evening's entertainment...and time and time again we are denied it. Is it too much to aim for, Nigel?'

'Not at all, Rupert,' the other half of the duo replies.

'I should think not! And yet, to judge by the constant interruptions from those two underclassers, you would have thought we were planning to kidnap the Queen! Or, God forbid, to vote to remain in the EU!'

Nigel nods in agreement. 'Quite, quite.'

Rupert turns back to the camera, his face now ruddy and his tone incensed:

'You two are gnats. Nothing more and nothing less. Aggravating, insufferable gnats, spoiling our every moment of amusement. Fortunately for us, we know exactly how to deal with gnats.'

The blond turns back towards his partner:

'How do we deal with gnats, Nigel?'

'We squash them.'

'We squash them!' Rupert emphasizes the word by slamming one of his palm into the other, in a crushing gesture. 'And that is just what we are going to do to you.'

Rupert turns back around to face the camera once more.

'Big Bird...Victoria...whatever your names are...you have interfered in our affairs for the last time. On Sunday, we are going to squash you two like the bothersome bugs that you are. And there will be nothing you can do about it. For consider...who do you have in your corner? Two pop stars. Cover girls. Oh, to be sure, they can perform a few moves, but I very much doubt they can single-handedly prevent the massacre which will descend upon you on Sunday.'

'Especially considering who we have on our corner,' Nigel chimes in. Rupert nods.

'Absolutely. Well put, Nigel. In our corner will be two talented young ladies, two future prospects of professional wrestling. Two real allies. Who, by the by, are no strangers to defeating you either.'

The two youths exchange smug smirks, before Rupert turns back to the camera:

'And as for you, August, October...I hope you realise your songs and dances cannot help you this time. You will be taught a lesson, just as you have been every other time we met, win or lose.'

'See,' Nigel interjects, 'for us, it is not about wins and losses. It is about making a statement.'

'And we have been making statements all over the four of you.'

Rupert leans into the camera, his smirk wider than ever.

'Big Bird...Victoria...August...October...on Sunday, we show you pesky foreigners why Britain is the greatest nation in the world.

On Sunday...prepare to get colonised.

Rule Britannia!'

It is with this shout, echoed by Nigel, that the video ends.

Final Word Count: 494