Black v Areano

[UKWF]

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[Valkyrie and Hana]

The screen flickered to life, backstage of the Paradise Rooms where Juliet worked her second job away from the wrestling ring, MIA's Bad Girls could be heard in the background, probably through the curtain leading onto the stage. Dublin Trouble herself was sitting in front of the camera with a smug look on her face.

“I love it when I get a new opponent, the cat has a new mouse to torment and torture. Even better when I know more about them than they know about me and lets face it, apart from a few people who know where I work when I'm not destroying folk in the ring, having a genital grip suplex that will drop anyone who spent nine months in the womb.”

“What I do know however, is that the Argentine Iron Woman suffered a rather nasty strike to the leg when she was out in Japan, courtesy of one Hana Park, who came out of the Omega Academy crapschool of wrestling. And bein' as I'm a shark sensin' blood when it comes to anyone in ring, I'd wager that knee ain't been one hundred percent since and I'm tellin' you right now Ursula, that knee is gonna take a lot more abuse than that bitchy Korean dyke did to you!”

“The one thing that puzzles me though is that for some reason you actually got some popularity in this country. You'd think that considerin' that the British chucked the Argentinians off the Falkland Islands and then a few years later, Diego Maradona cheated and knocked England out the world cup that they'd be showerin' you with abuse for invadin' their turf or cheatin' their football team! Goes to show the kinda fuckwits they are, but you play nice and people are gonna walk all over you.”

“Don't think for a second that I'm gonna show you any mercy or pity Ursula, I've been around the ring longer than you and I don't play. I'm here to fight and get paid for mauling people in the ring. I don't even throw a closed fist because I know full well what damage I can do when I throw a proper punch. Not many folk know that my Dad when he was alive was a Bare Knuckle boxing champion who could drop a horse or a Russian Ultra wearin' a gumshield with one punch. Harder than a fuckin' coffin nail an' he taught me and my brothers how to unleash that punch cause Dublin can be fuckin' mental at the best of times, an I can count on one fuckin' hand the number of people who wouldn't get stabbed in Dublin the moment they stepped off the plane.”

The grin intensified as she blew a mocking kiss into the camera.

“Don't go injurin' yerself before I finish off what the Korean bitch started, but consider that clique is run by an Englishman who would order injuries...”

And with one button press, the video ended.