No-DQ: Best of British v Team PRD

[UKWF]

Post your RPs for the match below. 2 RP cap, max. 1 RP per character. Max. 500 words per RP.

[Team PRD]

There’s little pretense as the spotlights beam down on a stage, revealing the forever kawaii duo in full concert attire. Usually this revelation would be met with fanfare, perhaps a dance, and some upbeat music, but the expression on their faces is one of seriousness, with Junko looking surprisingly upset, a rarity as she had always been the more calm of the duo. After looking at one another and nodding, PRD steps forward and Junko takes the spotlight for a moment.

”We thought we would have moved on by now, that we would have done all we needed to against Rupert and Nigel, but after what happened at our last meeting, they have done the one thing they should not have. They made the people, they made our wonderful fans, angry enough to throw garbage at them.”

”But that’s not the worst of it,” Meiko speaks up, stepping to stand under the shared spotlight. ”They have shown a constant disregard for the rules, for good sportsmanship, and for human decency. They attacked June after our match! They had their ‘allies’ attack instead of fight their match with Chris and Curt. They spurned us into action, but we were too late, and we’re sorry for that.”

Meiko looks to Junko who nods.

”They have to be stopped!” PRD says in unison.

”The WORST of British have been nothing but opportunity jerks, sneaking around and being rude, and we realized they would never fight fair...so we had to change the rules. Someone has to stop these two and I cannot forgive people who anger the people that have given us everything.”

”We requested a no disqualification match because it will force these two Okubyōmono into doing the one thing they haven’t done with us: have a complete match. No counting themselves out. No running away. No disqualifications. You two can’t run away and you can’t hide behind your four new bodyguards.”

”All we have ever asked of you two was an honest match, and you could not give it to us. And now you do not even realize what it is you have done. You two can use all the weapons you like, we will not need any to do what we could have done twice before: defeat you fair and square.”

”Your advantages are gone. There’s no worming out of this. We’re going to beat you, finally, and we’re doing it both for Two Old...Guys as well as the PRD Faithful that you angered. For the first time in your lives, have a bit of honor. Isn’t that something the British were good at?”

”The Kawaii Duo finally putting two bullies in their place?”

”THAT’S A PRD PROMISE!”

The musical fanfare begins as the duo poses, their intent clear and the mood upbeat.

[UKWF]

The latest video uploaded to the UKWF website begins with the Best of British – Rupert Royston-Fellowes and Nigel Kensington III – standing in front of a table full of melee weapons, notably a barbed wire baseball bat, a lead pipe, a pair of brass knuckles, a Singapore cane and a 2x4 plank of wood. The camera is set at such an angle that both these instruments and the boys' faces are clearly visible, and the lens catches Rupert's smug smile as he begins to talk:

'August, January, did you think this through? Did you pause for a moment and use your brainpower to consider whether asking for a no-disqualification match with us might be a good idea?'

The blond shakes his head.

'Of course you did not. When do you ever?'

Behind Rupert, Nigel chuckles. His partner acknowledges it with a glance before continuing:

'Yes, my dear girls, you have absolutely no idea what sort of situation you willingly walked into. No-disqualification means any instrument in this table is liable to be used without any type of repercussion.'

Rupert encompasses the whole table with a broad gesture.

'No-disqualification means our friends, the Divas of Dominance, can interfere, without any type of repercussion. No-disqualification, my dear ladies, puts the power entirely in our hands.'

At this point, Nigel steps forward, picking up where his partner left off:

'Fortunately for you, we are gentlemen, and as such, have requested that our friends the Divas of Dominance stand down. However, we will not shy away from the use of what are, in this particular instance, wholly legal means of attack.'

Nigel, like Rupert before him, indicates the weapons, his smile broadening.

'Tell me, April, October...have you devised a strategy with regards to this match? Do you know how to stop us? Do you know how to counter our offence? Simply good teamwork will not be enough this time around. You are aware of that, I hope? If you come into the ring on Sunday trusting your abilities, your resilience and your heart, expecting them to lead you to victory...you will lose. I am sorry, but I would rather not sugar-coat that fact.'

'They would like that...', Rupert cuts in, making his partner chuckle again. Nigel quickly composes himself, but it is Rupert who continues:

'You will, of course, lose either way. Make no mistake. However, we would very much enjoy it if you could at least give us a challenge. Make it entertaining for us. We do like to be amused.'

The blond grins smugly yet again, before he and his partner lean into the camera:

'May...June...on May 23, we shall be voting for Britain to 'Remain' in Europe. But on May 20...'

'...on May 20, we will be voting for you to leave it.'

'See you Sunday, girls.'

It is on that note that the video ends.

Final Word Count: 474

[KelShobby]

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